The Dann Chronicles: August š
August 2026
Hey all,
New York is finally seeing a reprieve from the oppressive heat we had this summer. I even grabbed a light sweater when I took an early walk the other day.
NOAA just released its prediction of a warmer-than-average winter for the Northeast. Which will be nice (if true) after last yearās brutal winter followed by sweltering summer.
Personally, Iām a fan of arctic winters with lots of snow. But after a full year of extremes, Iāll take something more mild.
Fall officially lands next month. Bring it on.
-Dann
šŗ Throbbinā the hood
In November 2025, a TikTok video posted by @jamestoe3423 went viral with the description, āWhat is Happening at My Grandmaās Nursing Home rn.ā It featured three very average looking young men in pink jumpsuits dancing in the common area of a retirement community. A laptop to the left showed a full-screen video call with a fourth member bopping along to the music. On the right, a large banner declaring the name of this group as Boy Throb.
Itās one of those videos that feels like a skit or a joke. But itās over so fast (buried underneath a pile of new short form videos) that most people just forget about it. That is, until Boy Throb pops up again. Then again. Then again.
Just a month after that viral video, outlets like the BBC are discussing whether Boy Throb is just some big internet joke, but also pontificating on whether thereās a difference between something being a parody or being serious when the content is the same.
Hereās the premise: Boy Throb is a four-person boy band, with one member āstuckā in India, due to a lack of a visa. The bandās sole goal is to get this member a visa so he can perform with the group in the United States.
In May 2026, Boy Throb announced performances in LA, Chicago and New York in what it was calling āThe Rehearsal Tour.ā
At this point, this all may be starting to sound very familiar. Iām convinced, along with a decent portion of the internet, that this project is the result of season three of Nathan Fielderās The Rehearsal. None of this is confirmedā¦but a closer look at the US visa process through the lens of forming a boy band seems like a perfect setup for the third season. Especially as Darshan had his visa officially approved less than a week ago.
Even if Boy Throb doesnāt turn out to be a Nathan Fielder project (which seems unlikely at this point), itās still an interesting way to explore the relationship between truth and parody as it relates to US law. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, is it not a duck? Is Boy Throb any less a boy band, in terms of the visa process, if the premise is a joke? Is the premise actually a joke? What elements actually make it a joke?
Is their first music video really that much different than Major Lazerās āPon De Floorā (NSFW-ish)?
šļø Whatās left unsaid
Thereās a tweet from 2019 that I think about a lot:
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.
If youāve spent any meaningful amount of time on the internet, you know exactly what this means. A video or post will go viral for all the wrong reasons, and then the onslaught of reactions, comments, think pieces, and attacks ensues.
Since I, myself, publish content online (and strongly encourage others to do the same), I have another bit of advice to add: never join this conversation yourself, either.
No good can come of it, regardless of how right you feel your opinion is or how horrible the original post might be.
𤄠Trust me, bro
None of the companies building frontier AI models can be trusted. Itās unfortunate, because the AI researchers ringing the alarm bells were right about conflicting safety motives: when the people building the AI models are also using those models to build and grow their for-profit businesses, things can get messy. It becomes hard to separate truth from marketing.
Sam Altman of OpenAI says heāll have AGI (artificial general intelligence) by the end of 2026. His definition of AGI is a model that can āinvent new things in a way that matters.ā Todayās LLMs are great at synthesizing existing knowledge, but itās still a human-only skill to think up new things. Apparently, thatās about to change.
If true, then we may be close to facing the worst-case scenario weāve been warned about: fast takeoff. This is where AI gets into a self-improvement loop (better AI ā faster AI research ā even better AI ā repeat) and slips out of human control in a matter of days (hours? minutes? seconds?).
But anyone watching the AI space wonāt have to look that far back to remember the Anthropic Mythos fears: a model so powerful that it would hack the entire internet. Two months after these concerning articles popped up, Mythos was released. And that proved to be an incremental improvement rather than a dire sea change.
This new OpenAI hype about AGI, and their new āautomated research internā named Astra, feels like the new normal for companies announcing new AI products. Itās fear-based marketing, even though each company is saying āyou have nothing to fear from us.ā
Meanwhile, as AI development keeps charging along at full speed, enterprise AI adoption is quite a bit slower than predicted. Altman described it as such:
Weāre still at the Palm Pilot stage of adoption. We have all of the technological pieces, but we have not had the iPhone moment of like completely changing how someone interfaces with technology.
Unfortunately, it doesnāt seem like this lack of enterprise adoption is going to slow the pace of AI innovation, as it might in other industries. Weāre still barreling towards Superintelligence, but fewer of us will get to enjoy the benefits before it kills us all.
š® Handheld fun
I enjoy playing video games, but I donāt really have video game stamina. Iām not going to lose myself in a game, staying up all night playing. Iām usually playing an hour, or hour and a half max, even with the most engaging game.
This past week, Iāve been uncharacteristically playing a bit more than usual. The game thatās holding my attention: Persona 5 Royal. The game is a few years old at this point, but Nintendo is selling the digital download for only $18 (instead of the usual $60). Itās going back to full price tomorrow (September 1st).
I usually like to only play Nintendo Switch games docked, on the big screen. But P5R in particular works well in handheld mode. The way exploration and navigation works, as well as the turn-based battle mechanics, means youāre not really losing much by playing on a smaller screen.
This is my second time playing the game, but only made it maybe a quarter of the way through that first time. Based on how itās holding my attention this time, I just might finish it.
š© The bedroom incident
Bobby Fingers is back again with another art project. This time, featuring Johnny Depp (NSFW-ish?):
Today Iām going to show you how I made this 1 to 13 scale diorama of a poo that was left on Johnny Deppās bed.
Perhaps one of the more infamous moments from the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial, brought to life. This isnāt the first time Iāve shared Bobby Fingers in this newsletter, and Iām sure it wonāt be the last.
Even with hundreds of thousands of views, I still consider these videos to be criminally unseen. Do yourself a favor and spend a half an hour watching a true artist work.
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